Sly — a self-proclaimed prodigious playwright(so, of course, a cis-het white boy (though he will be played by a cis white woman)) — has his big debut tonight. But first! His pre-show speech. During this unholy sermon, Sly regales us with stories about his doting parents, his creative process, his lovers, his haters, and more. There will be role-playing. There will be music. Even God’s gonna be there. And, there will be blood. Metaphorically speaking.