Santa
is
an
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Santa is an A$$#0L&

Dec 9 - 20, 2026

Christmas Eve at the non-profit suicide hotline "Friend in Need" is about to go from grim to worse for employees Urch and Jean as absolute insanity breaks loose when, Danny, a homeless man friend of Jean's, seeks shelter at their offices as he is being pursued by gun lobbyists for not dying after being shot in the head (which is bad for business). Soon after, his roommate/lover Jacobo bursts in to finish the job. Danny, Urch, Jean and Zaza (who just wanted to not feel so lonely on Christmas and got more than she bargained for) will have to juggle surviving the night while making sure the job is done. Wacky, hilarious and non stop insanity ensues. Content Warning: Gun Violence/Suicide/Sexual Harassement/Strong Language

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