NOBODY WILL EVER DIE EVER: nobody will ever die ever is a farcical, near-future Wasian reimagining of Cain and Abel. Set in 2081, twin half-Thai brothers Cal and Augie spiral after spilling their tech-mogul grandfather’s ashes before his memorial. As they scramble to fix it, they uncover a chilling family secret: technology that uploads the dying into near-perfect AI clones, reshaping grief, masculinity, and inheritance.
ON SKATES: johnny is really excited to begin his new job as the ap euro teacher at an alternative prep school in park slope. on his first day, he will accidentally buy adderall from a freshman named dear. over the course of many years and weeks and days from 3-5pm spent on a bench in prospect park, they will become the best of friends.