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comedy Brooklyn

I Can Steal Your Mother

1 hr 5 min

Oct 30 - Nov 15, 2026

I Can Steal Your Mother is a fully-illustrated comedy hour from artist and comedian Max Wittert. Composed of over 1,200 original drawings, this autobiographical surreal storytime cruises through Wittert’s personal timeline, including, but not limited to: haunting memories of French Toast, neurotic freeway fantasies, and reincarnated goddesses.

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