Calpurnia wants to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them. But, they've got a lot on their plate that they have to take care of first: past due bills, taxes, grant applications, daddy issues, and an innumerable number of tiny little things that they'd really rather just put off until later because it'll all work out in the end… right? Based on a true story, Damocles combines dance, Foucault, swordplay, disciplinary correspondences, Minnesota nice, New Mexican bite, Kafka, and a whole lot of nonsense to chart the chaotic forest of vengeance and justice through the eyes of one embittered enby.