Chainsaw Tits

Part of The WIT Factor Theater Festival

1 hr 30 min

May 2, 2026

Kinley, a sheltered girl given chainsaws at puberty, escapes to shed them, only to be mistaken for a haunted house performer. When Kinley, a sheltered young woman with chainsaws sewn to her chest, escapes her mother’s lab, she sets out to find a surgeon who can remove them. Rejected by the world, she stumbles into a failing haunted house and mistakes its star scare-actor, Jade, for a doctor. Desperate to save the failing attraction she calls home, Jade mistakes Kinley for a brilliant performance artist and takes her under her wing, convinced this odd newcomer can resurrect the haunt. It doesn’t take long for their clashing objectives to reveal the truth of Kinley’s lethal saws. Taking advantage of her naivety, Jade promises to remove them if Kinley works with her until Halloween. As the routine rises to fame, the worst happens: they begin to care for each other. What begins as a disconnected deal spirals into a dangerously intimate bond, pushing both women toward a devastating crossroads of love and destruction.