American Drama

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Witness, ladies and gentlemen, for three hours' time, the American Theatrical Canon, as presented in its estimable entirety by none other than that singular Henry Alper: whose service as honorable performer-general of New York and the greater Californian Colonies is hardly exceeded; whose reputation stands before All and God as the United States' preeminent archivist of truths and reputable appropriatist of the narrative arts; whose conviction to compose a symphony of sounds and stories in the key of America, live for your entertainment and moral edification, remains unending. Witness, you poor and huddled masses, one thrilling adventure and stunning suspension told in five-some acts: a Tale of Action, of Humour, of Intrigue, of Sacrifice, of Love, of Loss, of Life, of Drama, of Revolution! Witness, on this Fourth of July, and this 250th Birthdate of Freedom. Witness the Rise of The Greatest Nation On Earth. Content Warning: Loud Noises, Audience Participation, Feats of Amazing Strength